Preface :
President Trump is invited to the most famous meeting of the supermegaimportant Association of World's United Clowns to get the annual prize called 'Best Clown Ever'.
Everybody clapped at the time of the jury's ruling. For that reason, Mr. Trump gets up from his seat and goes on stage. Before starting the speech,he coughs a little, gargles with a glass of salted water and spits on the ground. Classy!
Full speech :
Ladies and Gentlemen: It's a honour for me to get the annual prize 'Great Clown Ever'. Firstly, due to if it's annual I don't understand why the name of the prize contains the word 'ever' in it, and secondly because, of course I'm a funny guy. My Mom told me so.
We're living in the Coronavirus era, and, sure! We blamed the Chinese, because, you know, blaming someone is always easier that trying to play fairly in the World Board. Scientists of Harvard an Princeton are working hardly following orders from the National Security Office to create virus and giving them to the spies of CIA and FBI agents in order to difuse them in little towns of China.
The process is very simple. Our diplomacy works very fast, and we have legal contacts all around the Planet. How can't they stop us? It's almost impossible.
The advertising strategy includes global fear, hate against the Chinese nation, and huge hysteria which contributes to strenghten our economic system : Capitalism.
Hey, We have Big Debts, Our Outer Debt is Huge and We Owe a Lot of Money to the Chinese.
Making America Great Includes Third World War: It's the Easiest Way to Recover Hegemony, Supremacy for the Land of the Braves.
We've got a Strong Army. I ask to Leader of Chinese Nation: Are you thinking that we're idiots?
No Way, Sir. Have we been building nuclear weapons or big tanks for Nothing? No Way, Sir. We have to use'em
and May our brave young soldiers fuck the world as always!
General applause
President Trump is invited to the most famous meeting of the supermegaimportant Association of World's United Clowns to get the annual prize called 'Best Clown Ever'.
Everybody clapped at the time of the jury's ruling. For that reason, Mr. Trump gets up from his seat and goes on stage. Before starting the speech,he coughs a little, gargles with a glass of salted water and spits on the ground. Classy!
Full speech :
Ladies and Gentlemen: It's a honour for me to get the annual prize 'Great Clown Ever'. Firstly, due to if it's annual I don't understand why the name of the prize contains the word 'ever' in it, and secondly because, of course I'm a funny guy. My Mom told me so.
We're living in the Coronavirus era, and, sure! We blamed the Chinese, because, you know, blaming someone is always easier that trying to play fairly in the World Board. Scientists of Harvard an Princeton are working hardly following orders from the National Security Office to create virus and giving them to the spies of CIA and FBI agents in order to difuse them in little towns of China.
The process is very simple. Our diplomacy works very fast, and we have legal contacts all around the Planet. How can't they stop us? It's almost impossible.
The advertising strategy includes global fear, hate against the Chinese nation, and huge hysteria which contributes to strenghten our economic system : Capitalism.
Hey, We have Big Debts, Our Outer Debt is Huge and We Owe a Lot of Money to the Chinese.
Making America Great Includes Third World War: It's the Easiest Way to Recover Hegemony, Supremacy for the Land of the Braves.
We've got a Strong Army. I ask to Leader of Chinese Nation: Are you thinking that we're idiots?
No Way, Sir. Have we been building nuclear weapons or big tanks for Nothing? No Way, Sir. We have to use'em
and May our brave young soldiers fuck the world as always!
General applause
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